If you really want to know..
Posted by jos76 on March 1, 2008
I stopped at Dac’s parent’s house last night on my way home from work. Rock (Dac’s dad) has taken to calling me “blog guy” and always comments on my posts. He had this to say about my previous post, Blue and Red Make Green:
“If you really want to know how your Republican friends feel about hot political topics, try this. Get in a car with him/her and drive down the highway at 55 mph. ”
(There is some planning involved and it requires the willing participation of a fox and at least 2 people-one Republican and one homosexual. They can’t be the same person, so don’t try to save time and money by using a gay Republican, if you could even find one. Stay with me..it will make sense.)
“Once on a three-lane highway, drive down the middle. Place the standing Republican in the right lane and the gay person in the left lane. Just as the car approaches them, release a fox into the middle lane and see which way the Republican-friend-driver turns to avoid hitting the fox.”
“Then, once and for all, you will know if your friend is an animal-rights-activist.” (And find out where his/her loyalty stands.)
I don’t actually recommend doing this unless you really need to know if your friend is an animal-rights activist. You gotta love Rock!